Top Ten Reasons Google is Not God |
| 10. | No one ever sings "Google Save the Queen" |
| 9. | Results from God depend less on your spelling ability |
| 8. | God's images are 3-D |
| 7. | God has no "sponsored links" |
| 6. | God doesn't cache anything |
| 5. | God couldn't care bupkis for keywords |
| 4. | It is easier to find Heaven with Google, but it won't help you get in |
| 3. | God felt no need to install a "safe search" filter |
| 2. | There is no "I'm feeling lucky" feature with God* |
| 1. | God cannot be bought |
*Thanks to SFSU Librarian Jeff Rosen
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March 2004
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