Top Ten Reasons Google is Not God


10. No one ever sings "Google Save the Queen"
9. Results from God depend less on your spelling ability
8. God's images are 3-D
7. God has no "sponsored links"
6. God doesn't cache anything
5. God couldn't care bupkis for keywords
4. It is easier to find Heaven with Google, but it won't help you get in
3. God felt no need to install a "safe search" filter
2. There is no "I'm feeling lucky" feature with God*
1. God cannot be bought

 

*Thanks to SFSU Librarian Jeff Rosen


 

N.Fielden

 
March 2004
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